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February 26, 2003

up to his old college hijinks again: bush cites report that doesn't exist
Bush and White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer went out of their way Thursday to cite a new survey by "Blue-Chip economists" that the economy would grow 3.3 percent this year if the president's tax cut proposal becomes law... That was news to the editor who assembles the economic forecast. "I don't know what he was citing"
honestly, I am growing more proud of my fearless leader with each passing day!

here's a great idea: go into a recently busted head shop that's surrounded by & full of local cops and DEA, carry some smack & weed on your person & try to buy some paraphernalia

this is even cooler than the bong thing.
A provision deep within the regulations of the new Homeland Security Act is threatening to shut down the popular hobby of model rocketry because the propellant used to make the rockets solid-fueled motors is now classified as explosive material....

There are ways to continue flying model rockets under the current law, but they involve applying for permits, paying a fee, undergoing a background check and getting finger printed.

totally awesome. now we'll have a database of all those 10 year old future terrorists.... making me safer in my homeland not just now, but well into the future. more pure genius from the leadership of the most kick ass country in the universe.

February 25, 2003

Operation Pipe Dreams
We are on the precipe of war. The American public is constantly reminded we are under high to very high terror alerts, and Ashcroft and Bush want to go after bong sellers? (talkleft.com)

this is so cool. I'm totally impressed by the thorough manner in which the geniuses who are running this country are devoted to fighting these crucial battles for our security.

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