04.02.06
jerry garcia's toilet stolen
police have no suspects or leads
02.02.06
who's letting the terrists win?
Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Customs and Immigration officers will focus on bogus NFL memorabilia this week.
11.02.05
aimless rambles about political enemies
"It's worse than the days when Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer’s began setting in," one longtime GOP operative told me privately this week. "You don’t know if he's going to be coherent from one moment to the next. What scares me is if he lapses into one of those fogs during a public appearance."
10.25.05
I'm lovin' it
Retard One is losin' it"This is not some manager at McDonald's chewing out the help," said a source with close ties to the White House when told about these outbursts. "This is the President of the United States, and it's not a pleasant sight." ... Bush is so dismayed that "the only person escaping blame is the President himself," said a sympathetic official, who delicately termed such self-exoneration "illogical."
10.07.05
HAY FUCKTARDS
remember this?
good show lately! I'm intrigued.
10.03.05
Longwang strikes China
sadly enough, it's not a virus. typhoon Longwang.